Urdu-Related Jokes

Here are some jokes that only Urdu-Speaking people will get. Please don't comment on the weird usage of English. Urdu is a weird language, and the only way these jokes make any sense is to use English in a weird way too.

WARNING: SEVERE CORNINESS AHEAD!


Joke 1

Q: What did one milk say to the other? (ok, i know that's not even possible, what is one milk?)
A: Hey Dood!

Joke 2

Q: Why did John buy a 4? (ok, i know that's not possible either, a 4?)
A: Because he wanted achaar!!

MORE 7 EATING 9 JOKES

The original joke goes like this:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789 (Seven ate Nine)

Over the years this corny joke has spread to all ends of the earth and people have modified it and made it even cornier. I have included one modified version in my last post. Here are more.


THESE ARE ACTUAL JOKES THAT I HAVE HEARD
(I didn't invent them myself)

Person 1: Why was 5 afraid of 6?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because 6 7 8 9!!!!

Person 1: Why was 4 afraid of 5?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because 5 6 7 8 9!!!!!
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: I dont get it either, I heard it on TV.

Note: If you are not a Muslim you won't understand this one. (I made it up myself)

Person 1: Why was 5 afraid of 7?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because Bismillah hir rahman nir raheem.
Person 2: What does that have to do with it?
Person 1: 786 (Bismillah hir rahman nir raheem)

SEND IN THE CLOWNS

well since this is the first post on this Blog i thought i would start it off a little bit extra-corny.

6 AFRAID OF 7
Person 1: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Person 2: Because Seven Ate Nine (7 8 9)

IF YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND THIS THEN STOP READING IMMEDIATLY AND GET OFF THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!!

Person 1: No.
Person 2: Then why?
Person 1: Because Nine Ate Seven (9 8 7) and Seven's ghost can haunt Six.


THE BAT WHO CROSSED THE ROAD
Why did the bat cross the road?
It was sucking the chicken's blood.