Urdu-Related Jokes

Here are some jokes that only Urdu-Speaking people will get. Please don't comment on the weird usage of English. Urdu is a weird language, and the only way these jokes make any sense is to use English in a weird way too.

WARNING: SEVERE CORNINESS AHEAD!


Joke 1

Q: What did one milk say to the other? (ok, i know that's not even possible, what is one milk?)
A: Hey Dood!

Joke 2

Q: Why did John buy a 4? (ok, i know that's not possible either, a 4?)
A: Because he wanted achaar!!