tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91348502012-01-13T07:11:16.871-08:00ALL THOSE CORNY JOKES YOU JUST CAN'T STAND HEARING - ON ONE WEBSITE!Eat-Haram Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11281144058253337877noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9134850.post-84773981299861837022008-12-12T12:06:00.007-08:002008-12-12T12:13:53.154-08:00Here are some jokes that only Urdu-Speaking people will get. Please don't comment on the weird usage of English. Urdu is a weird language, and the only way these jokes make any sense is to use English in a weird way too.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >WARNING: SEVERE CORNINESS AHEAD!</span><br /><br /><br />Joke 1<br /><br />Q: What did one milk say to the other?<span style="font-style: italic;"> (ok, i know that's not even possible, what is <span style="font-weight: bold;">one milk?</span>)</span><br />A: Hey Dood!<br /><br />Joke 2<br /><br />Q: Why did John buy a 4? <span style="font-style: italic;">(ok, i know that's not possible either, <span style="font-weight: bold;">a 4?</span>)</span><br />A: Because he wanted achaar!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9134850-8477398129986183702?l=corny-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Eat-Haram Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11281144058253337877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9134850.post-1100550358627844692004-11-15T13:13:00.002-08:002008-12-12T11:59:23.697-08:00<span style="font-size:100%;">The original joke goes like this: </span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Why was 6 afraid of 7?</span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Because 789 (Seven ate Nine)</span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Over the years this corny joke has spread to all ends of the earth and people have modified it and made it even cornier. I have included one modified version in my last post. Here are more.</span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">THESE ARE ACTUAL JOKES THAT I HAVE HEARD</span></strong><br /><em>(I didn't invent them myself)</em><br /><br />Person 1: Why was 5 afraid of 6?<br />Person 2: Why?<br />Person 1: Because 6 7 8 9!!!!<br /><br />Person 1: Why was 4 afraid of 5?<br />Person 2: Why?<br />Person 1: Because 5 6 7 8 9!!!!!<br />Person 2: I don't get it.<br />Person 1: I dont get it either, I heard it on TV.<br /><br /><em>Note: If you are not a Muslim you won't understand this one. (I made it up myself)</em><br /><em></em><br />Person 1: Why was 5 afraid of 7?<br />Person 2: Why?<br />Person 1: Because Bismillah hir rahman nir raheem.<br />Person 2: What does that have to do with it?<br />Person 1: 786 (Bismillah hir rahman nir raheem)<br /><a href="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/potc1.mid"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9134850-110055035862784469?l=corny-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Eat-Haram Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11281144058253337877noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9134850.post-1100309081883026602004-11-12T17:16:00.000-08:002004-11-12T17:24:41.883-08:00well since this is the first post on this Blog i thought i would start it off a little bit extra-corny. <br /> <br />6 AFRAID OF 7 <br />Person 1: Why was 6 afraid of 7? <br />Person 2: Because Seven Ate Nine (7 8 9) <br /> <br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">IF YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND THIS THEN STOP READING IMMEDIATLY AND GET OFF THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!!</span></strong> <br /> <br />Person 1: No. <br />Person 2: Then why? <br />Person 1: Because Nine Ate Seven (9 8 7) and Seven's ghost can haunt Six. <br /> <br /> <br />THE BAT WHO CROSSED THE ROAD <br />Why did the bat cross the road? <br />It was sucking the chicken's blood. <br /> <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9134850-110030908188302660?l=corny-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Eat-Haram Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11281144058253337877noreply@blogger.com2